I don’t know about you, but sometimes it’s the smallest things that can cause the most annoyance. The way your coworkers insists on feeing greasy food in the cubicle right next to you, how autocorrect always assumes you’re trying to use the word “duck.”
Those things are annoying, but likely not egregious enough to warrant getting really upset about. But for the people you’re about to see, well, they probably have a right to feel a little ticked off.
On the one hand, that’s disgusting because it’s totally raw meat and food poisoning is no joke.
On the other hand, you did choose to eat at Burger King.
Oh, you wanted a Coke?
Then get a hammer and chisel and go ahead and try to open it up.
There is nothing sadder than pizza that has failed to live up to its potential.
Then again, it was a microwave pizza, so maybe it did live up to its potential.
Can’t wait to drink out of those!
Well, after fishing out the pieces of glass.
Chicken, I believe?
It’s really hard to tell at this point.